Proudly representing Featherproof Books, James Kennedy emerged from last night’s epic Literary Death Match triumphant. Before that, though, there was a lot of quipping and hand-waving from inimitable LDM host Todd Zuniga…
…as well as some inspired judging by Shawn “Shawnimals” Smith, Jessica “Girls Guide to Rocking” Hopper, and yours truly. We huddled very seriously to discuss the well-matched performances of Davis “Blank: a Novel” Schneiderman versus Rebekah “Artifice Magazine” Silverman, and James “Order of Odd-Fish” Kennedy versus Andrew “Self-Titled Debut” Farkas. Then in the stunning finale, Kennedy and Schneiderman faced off in a triple-draw-a-thon. All of us judges had to pose on-stage, Live Nude Girl-style (except, you know, with clothes on) while the finalists drew 18-second-gestural-sketches of us, and then special guest judges judged the drawings. At one point, Jessica got drawn with a baby and Shawn got drawn with a penis (which, looking back, now seems weirdly Freudian). Kennedy drew me with a really big smile…
…although it could also look like I’m actually really angry, kind of snarling. Perhaps because his art is so flexible and open to interpretation, Kennedy won. Congratulations, James Kennedy! And everyone else! You rocked!




Special thanks to John the bartender, and to everyone for coming out to hear some literature on a random Wednesday during this busy holiday season.
…and all the poets–me, Don Share, Michael Kadela, and Kristy Bowen–and audience members listened attentively, and then clapped so much, we got a little blurry:
After that, we talked about poetry, since it was a poetry panel. Thanks to Aarti and all the people at Open Books for working so hard on such a great organization and for inviting me to participate, and thanks to my fellow panelists for being so thought-provoking.
Women and Children First hears it first
“It” being the the inaugural reading from For You, For You I Am Trilling These Songs. Because last night was the launch of the book, the store encouraged us to bring snacks, the better to promote a party atmosphere. It appeared to work. Here, the cover birds lounge amid fruit, cheese, wine, and homemade shortbread cookies cut into tiny bird shapes.
The birds didn’t eat any of the cookies, but many people in the standing-room-only crowd seemed to like them:
They also liked Erika Mikkalo’s reading of her story-made-of-26-even-shorter-stories, “26 Letters”:
Kathie, the bookseller running the show, did a thoughtful introduction of me in which she said that reading my book made her think of lots of positive words that begin with vowels (thanks, Kathie!) and then I read half of the eleventh essay in the book called “However Measured or Far Away,” the one about my cousin who decided, at age 29, to become a Roman Catholic nun: